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Fall Down, Arizona.



Fall Down, Arizona (to tune of Bear down, Arizona):

Fall down, Arizona,
Fall down, black and blue.
Fall down, Arizona,
You know damn well you’re through.

So it’s Trip! Fall!
Drop that ball!
Arizona, you are screwed!

Here comes the band
The U of A band
With endless repetition.
The shows a bore
We’ve seen it before
It’s become a damned tradition!
So here comes the band
And, gee, but it’s bland
To that bear down melody (repeat 3x in rapid succession).
So sneer at Arizona
BEER for Arizona!
The band that’s a bore to see!

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